Small talk

I hate it. Absolutely despise it. I'll sit there and wonder what the hell I'm doing (and what you're doing for that matter). Give me meaningful conversation on anything, even a debate on ankle socks versus knee socks (ankle all the way); show some passion and I'll respect you. Rather than this stupid nonsense about nothing. I know for a fact that you are more interesting than you come off initially.

Inspire me, don't drive me away.